PRIVATE HOLDINGS · UNREGULATED · SOLANA
Banker Cat
keeps the books.
He runs the vault, he runs the press, and he has never once explained where the coins come from. Nobody has asked twice.
PRIVATE HOLDINGS · UNREGULATED · SOLANA
He runs the vault, he runs the press, and he has never once explained where the coins come from. Nobody has asked twice.
STATEMENT OF RESERVES
Filed quarterly. Verified by nobody. Banker Cat's own accounting, reproduced here in full.
MONETARY POLICY
Pull the lever. The coins land wherever gravity decides, not him. That's the whole system.
WIRE THE FUNDS
Solana only. The routing never changes, even when the reasons do.
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